Intro
G# | Cm Fm | A#m | D#
[Verse 1]
G#
Silver teeth and the cockiness of James Dean
Cm Fm
Body like a cantaloupe, head like a baked bean
A#m
No gun but he gets pretty irate
D#
So if you run then you'd better learn to fly mate
G#
He spends his mornings tackling evaders
Cm Fm
And daydreaming that they issued him a taser
A#m
And if they did, all the money he could save 'em
D#
With concession cards and bodies on the pavement
G#
And you might joke he takes his
Cm Fm
job too seriously. But you don't
A#m
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot of
D#
gum under the seats (and people's feet)
G#
And you might joke he takes his
Cm Fm
job too seriously. But you don't
A#m
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot of
D#
punks who ride for free (and retirees)
[Pre-Chorus]
G#
But in high school, he took two
Cm Fm
lessons in Jiu Jitsu
A#m D#
And he was pretty good at it... I guess
[Chorus]
Fm7
Hey, hey please don't go and
D#
Go and throw your life away
A#m
Don't you don't you run from him
Cm
Son cause he'll fuck up your
Fm7
Day, No he's not gonna
D#
Waste his time taking your name
A#m
Trust me there'll be no escape
Cm
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Verse 2]
G#
This dude's like Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Cm Fm
If he lost his segway and had a small...
A#m
Stop what you're doing if you see him with his badge on
D#
Though Jane at the office spelt his name wrong
G#
He doesn't have a baton, doesn't have a mad
Cm Fm
dog. Doesn't know a lot of stuff but he throws a fat
A#m
punch. His mum packs his lunch, taught him wrong from right
D#
Saving the world one ticket at a time
G#
And you might joke he takes his
Cm Fm
job too seriously. But you don't
A#m
know all the things he's seen. Sometimes
D#
children ride for cheap (or talk loudly)
G#
And you might joke he takes his
Cm Fm
job too seriously. But you don't
A#m
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot
D#
bums up on these seats (and sometimes feet)
[Pre-Chorus]
G# Cm Fm
But in high school, he was one of the members
A#m
in the runner-up 4 by 100 meter relay team.
D#
He still polishes his medal
[Chorus]
Fm7
Hey, hey please don't go and
D#
Go and throw your life away
A#m
Don't you don't you run from him
Cm
Son cause he'll fuck up your
Fm7
Day, No he's not gonna
D#
Waste his time taking your name
A#m
Trust me there'll be no escape
Cm
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Bridge]
G# Fm A#m D#
They wouldn't let him in the army (oh no-o-o-o-o)
G# Fm A#m D#
The wouldn't let him be a sergeant (oh no-o-o-o-o)
G# Fm A#m D#
D# fireman was far too hard a thing for him to be
G# Fm A#m D#
He'd write parking tickets, but he doesn't like to read
[Pre-Chorus]
G# Cm Fm
But in high school, he lost a jellybean count
A#m D#
And the winner didn't share them. Maybe that's what this all stems from
[Chorus]
Fm7
Hey, hey please don't go and
D#
Go and throw your life away
A#m
Don't you don't you run from him
Cm
Son cause he'll fuck up your
Fm7
Day, No he's not gonna
D#
Waste his time taking your name
A#m
Trust me there'll be no escape
Cm
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Chorus]
Fm7
Hey, hey please don't go and
D#
Go and throw your life away
A#m
Don't you don't you run from him
Cm
Son cause he'll fuck up your
Fm7
Day, No he's not gonna
D#
Waste his time taking your name
A#m
Trust me there'll be no escape
Cm
He's got two feet and half a brain
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