Intro
A | C#m F#m | Bm | E
[Verse 1]
A
Silver teeth and the cockiness of James Dean
C#m F#m
Body like a cantaloupe, head like a baked bean
Bm
No gun but he gets pretty irate
E
So if you run then you'd better learn to fly mate
A
He spends his mornings tackling evaders
C#m F#m
And daydreaming that they issued him a taser
Bm
And if they did, all the money he could save 'em
E
With concession cards and bodies on the pavement
A
And you might joke he takes his
C#m F#m
job too seriously. But you don't
Bm
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot of
E
gum under the seats (and people's feet)
A
And you might joke he takes his
C#m F#m
job too seriously. But you don't
Bm
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot of
E
punks who ride for free (and retirees)
[Pre-Chorus]
A
But in high school, he took two
C#m F#m
lessons in Jiu Jitsu
Bm E
And he was pretty good at it... I guess
[Chorus]
F#m7
Hey, hey please don't go and
E
Go and throw your life away
Bm
Don't you don't you run from him
C#m
Son cause he'll fuck up your
F#m7
Day, No he's not gonna
E
Waste his time taking your name
Bm
Trust me there'll be no escape
C#m
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Verse 2]
A
This dude's like Paul Blart: Mall Cop
C#m F#m
If he lost his segway and had a small...
Bm
Stop what you're doing if you see him with his badge on
E
Though Jane at the office spelt his name wrong
A
He doesn't have a baton, doesn't have a mad
C#m F#m
dog. Doesn't know a lot of stuff but he throws a fat
Bm
punch. His mum packs his lunch, taught him wrong from right
E
Saving the world one ticket at a time
A
And you might joke he takes his
C#m F#m
job too seriously. But you don't
Bm
know all the things he's seen. Sometimes
E
children ride for cheap (or talk loudly)
A
And you might joke he takes his
C#m F#m
job too seriously. But you don't
Bm
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot
E
bums up on these seats (and sometimes feet)
[Pre-Chorus]
A C#m F#m
But in high school, he was one of the members
Bm
in the runner-up 4 by 100 meter relay team.
E
He still polishes his medal
[Chorus]
F#m7
Hey, hey please don't go and
E
Go and throw your life away
Bm
Don't you don't you run from him
C#m
Son cause he'll fuck up your
F#m7
Day, No he's not gonna
E
Waste his time taking your name
Bm
Trust me there'll be no escape
C#m
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Bridge]
A F#m Bm E
They wouldn't let him in the army (oh no-o-o-o-o)
A F#m Bm E
The wouldn't let him be a sergeant (oh no-o-o-o-o)
A F#m Bm E
E fireman was far too hard a thing for him to be
A F#m Bm E
He'd write parking tickets, but he doesn't like to read
[Pre-Chorus]
A C#m F#m
But in high school, he lost a jellybean count
Bm E
And the winner didn't share them. Maybe that's what this all stems from
[Chorus]
F#m7
Hey, hey please don't go and
E
Go and throw your life away
Bm
Don't you don't you run from him
C#m
Son cause he'll fuck up your
F#m7
Day, No he's not gonna
E
Waste his time taking your name
Bm
Trust me there'll be no escape
C#m
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Chorus]
F#m7
Hey, hey please don't go and
E
Go and throw your life away
Bm
Don't you don't you run from him
C#m
Son cause he'll fuck up your
F#m7
Day, No he's not gonna
E
Waste his time taking your name
Bm
Trust me there'll be no escape
C#m
He's got two feet and half a brain
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