Intro
D# | Gm Cm | Fm | A#
[Verse 1]
D#
Silver teeth and the cockiness of James Dean
Gm Cm
Body like a cantaloupe, head like a baked bean
Fm
No gun but he gets pretty irate
A#
So if you run then you'd better learn to fly mate
D#
He spends his mornings tackling evaders
Gm Cm
And daydreaming that they issued him a taser
Fm
And if they did, all the money he could save 'em
A#
With concession cards and bodies on the pavement
D#
And you might joke he takes his
Gm Cm
job too seriously. But you don't
Fm
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot of
A#
gum under the seats (and people's feet)
D#
And you might joke he takes his
Gm Cm
job too seriously. But you don't
Fm
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot of
A#
punks who ride for free (and retirees)
[Pre-Chorus]
D#
But in high school, he took two
Gm Cm
lessons in Jiu Jitsu
Fm A#
And he was pretty good at it... I guess
[Chorus]
Cm7
Hey, hey please don't go and
A#
Go and throw your life away
Fm
Don't you don't you run from him
Gm
Son cause he'll fuck up your
Cm7
Day, No he's not gonna
A#
Waste his time taking your name
Fm
Trust me there'll be no escape
Gm
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Verse 2]
D#
This dude's like Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Gm Cm
If he lost his segway and had a small...
Fm
Stop what you're doing if you see him with his badge on
A#
Though Jane at the office spelt his name wrong
D#
He doesn't have a baton, doesn't have a mad
Gm Cm
dog. Doesn't know a lot of stuff but he throws a fat
Fm
punch. His mum packs his lunch, taught him wrong from right
A#
Saving the world one ticket at a time
D#
And you might joke he takes his
Gm Cm
job too seriously. But you don't
Fm
know all the things he's seen. Sometimes
A#
children ride for cheap (or talk loudly)
D#
And you might joke he takes his
Gm Cm
job too seriously. But you don't
Fm
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot
A#
bums up on these seats (and sometimes feet)
[Pre-Chorus]
D# Gm Cm
But in high school, he was one of the members
Fm
in the runner-up 4 by 100 meter relay team.
A#
He still polishes his medal
[Chorus]
Cm7
Hey, hey please don't go and
A#
Go and throw your life away
Fm
Don't you don't you run from him
Gm
Son cause he'll fuck up your
Cm7
Day, No he's not gonna
A#
Waste his time taking your name
Fm
Trust me there'll be no escape
Gm
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Bridge]
D# Cm Fm A#
They wouldn't let him in the army (oh no-o-o-o-o)
D# Cm Fm A#
The wouldn't let him be a sergeant (oh no-o-o-o-o)
D# Cm Fm A#
A# fireman was far too hard a thing for him to be
D# Cm Fm A#
He'd write parking tickets, but he doesn't like to read
[Pre-Chorus]
D# Gm Cm
But in high school, he lost a jellybean count
Fm A#
And the winner didn't share them. Maybe that's what this all stems from
[Chorus]
Cm7
Hey, hey please don't go and
A#
Go and throw your life away
Fm
Don't you don't you run from him
Gm
Son cause he'll fuck up your
Cm7
Day, No he's not gonna
A#
Waste his time taking your name
Fm
Trust me there'll be no escape
Gm
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Chorus]
Cm7
Hey, hey please don't go and
A#
Go and throw your life away
Fm
Don't you don't you run from him
Gm
Son cause he'll fuck up your
Cm7
Day, No he's not gonna
A#
Waste his time taking your name
Fm
Trust me there'll be no escape
Gm
He's got two feet and half a brain
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