Intro
E | G#m C#m | F#m | B
[Verse 1]
E
Silver teeth and the cockiness of James Dean
G#m C#m
Body like a cantaloupe, head like a baked bean
F#m
No gun but he gets pretty irate
B
So if you run then you'd better learn to fly mate
E
He spends his mornings tackling evaders
G#m C#m
And daydreaming that they issued him a taser
F#m
And if they did, all the money he could save 'em
B
With concession cards and bodies on the pavement
E
And you might joke he takes his
G#m C#m
job too seriously. But you don't
F#m
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot of
B
gum under the seats (and people's feet)
E
And you might joke he takes his
G#m C#m
job too seriously. But you don't
F#m
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot of
B
punks who ride for free (and retirees)
[Pre-Chorus]
E
But in high school, he took two
G#m C#m
lessons in Jiu Jitsu
F#m B
And he was pretty good at it... I guess
[Chorus]
C#m7
Hey, hey please don't go and
B
Go and throw your life away
F#m
Don't you don't you run from him
G#m
Son cause he'll fuck up your
C#m7
Day, No he's not gonna
B
Waste his time taking your name
F#m
Trust me there'll be no escape
G#m
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Verse 2]
E
This dude's like Paul Blart: Mall Cop
G#m C#m
If he lost his segway and had a small...
F#m
Stop what you're doing if you see him with his badge on
B
Though Jane at the office spelt his name wrong
E
He doesn't have a baton, doesn't have a mad
G#m C#m
dog. Doesn't know a lot of stuff but he throws a fat
F#m
punch. His mum packs his lunch, taught him wrong from right
B
Saving the world one ticket at a time
E
And you might joke he takes his
G#m C#m
job too seriously. But you don't
F#m
know all the things he's seen. Sometimes
B
children ride for cheap (or talk loudly)
E
And you might joke he takes his
G#m C#m
job too seriously. But you don't
F#m
know all the things he's seen. There's a lot
B
bums up on these seats (and sometimes feet)
[Pre-Chorus]
E G#m C#m
But in high school, he was one of the members
F#m
in the runner-up 4 by 100 meter relay team.
B
He still polishes his medal
[Chorus]
C#m7
Hey, hey please don't go and
B
Go and throw your life away
F#m
Don't you don't you run from him
G#m
Son cause he'll fuck up your
C#m7
Day, No he's not gonna
B
Waste his time taking your name
F#m
Trust me there'll be no escape
G#m
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Bridge]
E C#m F#m B
They wouldn't let him in the army (oh no-o-o-o-o)
E C#m F#m B
The wouldn't let him be a sergeant (oh no-o-o-o-o)
E C#m F#m B
B fireman was far too hard a thing for him to be
E C#m F#m B
He'd write parking tickets, but he doesn't like to read
[Pre-Chorus]
E G#m C#m
But in high school, he lost a jellybean count
F#m B
And the winner didn't share them. Maybe that's what this all stems from
[Chorus]
C#m7
Hey, hey please don't go and
B
Go and throw your life away
F#m
Don't you don't you run from him
G#m
Son cause he'll fuck up your
C#m7
Day, No he's not gonna
B
Waste his time taking your name
F#m
Trust me there'll be no escape
G#m
He's got two feet and half a brain
[Chorus]
C#m7
Hey, hey please don't go and
B
Go and throw your life away
F#m
Don't you don't you run from him
G#m
Son cause he'll fuck up your
C#m7
Day, No he's not gonna
B
Waste his time taking your name
F#m
Trust me there'll be no escape
G#m
He's got two feet and half a brain
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