G# C# E G#
At the plate staring and
F# A C#
He's left with so much on the side
A C#
If it comes alive
D A E B
Shift with spoony fork and knife
D A F# C# E
Break it, walk, safety away from strife
G# C# E G# F#
Kind and cutlery finds a pea
A C#
And punctures with a hole
A C# D
All the dinners roll
A E B D A
Into the safety bowl for feasts of reason
F# C# E
And the flow of soul
G# E G# A C# A C#
Bins the bowl as he says
D A E A
"Falsehoods and a man of straw
D A F# C# E
Is all my eye and Betty Martin saw!"