D G A# D
At the plate staring and
C D# G
He's left with so much on the side
D# G
If it comes alive
Ab D# A# F
Shift with spoony fork and knife
Ab D# C G A#
Break it, walk, safety away from strife
D G A# D C
Kind and cutlery finds a pea
D# G
And punctures with a hole
D# G Ab
All the dinners roll
D# A# F Ab D#
Into the safety bowl for feasts of reason
C G A#
And the flow of soul
D A# D D# G D# G
Bins the bowl as he says
Ab D# A# D#
"Falsehoods and a man of straw
Ab D# C G A#
Is all my eye and Betty Martin saw!"