F A# C# F
At the plate staring and
D# F# A#
He's left with so much on the side
F# A#
If it comes alive
Cb F# C# G#
Shift with spoony fork and knife
Cb F# D# A# C#
Break it, walk, safety away from strife
F A# C# F D#
Kind and cutlery finds a pea
F# A#
And punctures with a hole
F# A# Cb
All the dinners roll
F# C# G# Cb F#
Into the safety bowl for feasts of reason
D# A# C#
And the flow of soul
F C# F F# A# F# A#
Bins the bowl as he says
Cb F# C# F#
"Falsehoods and a man of straw
Cb F# D# A# C#
Is all my eye and Betty Martin saw!"