C# F# A C#
At the plate staring and
B D F#
He's left with so much on the side
D F#
If it comes alive
G D A E
Shift with spoony fork and knife
G D B F# A
Break it, walk, safety away from strife
C# F# A C# B
Kind and cutlery finds a pea
D F#
And punctures with a hole
D F# G
All the dinners roll
D A E G D
Into the safety bowl for feasts of reason
B F# A
And the flow of soul
C# A C# D F# D F#
Bins the bowl as he says
G D A D
"Falsehoods and a man of straw
G D B F# A
Is all my eye and Betty Martin saw!"