D# G# B D#
At the plate staring and
C# E G#
He's left with so much on the side
E G#
If it comes alive
A E B F#
Shift with spoony fork and knife
A E C# G# B
Break it, walk, safety away from strife
D# G# B D# C#
Kind and cutlery finds a pea
E G#
And punctures with a hole
E G# A
All the dinners roll
E B F# A E
Into the safety bowl for feasts of reason
C# G# B
And the flow of soul
D# B D# E G# E G#
Bins the bowl as he says
A E B E
"Falsehoods and a man of straw
A E C# G# B
Is all my eye and Betty Martin saw!"