A# D# F# A#
At the plate staring and
G# B D#
He's left with so much on the side
B D#
If it comes alive
Fb B F# C#
Shift with spoony fork and knife
Fb B G# D# F#
Break it, walk, safety away from strife
A# D# F# A# G#
Kind and cutlery finds a pea
B D#
And punctures with a hole
B D# Fb
All the dinners roll
B F# C# Fb B
Into the safety bowl for feasts of reason
G# D# F#
And the flow of soul
A# F# A# B D# B D#
Bins the bowl as he says
Fb B F# B
"Falsehoods and a man of straw
Fb B G# D# F#
Is all my eye and Betty Martin saw!"