Intro
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VERSE
C#
Now, there’s a certain thing
A#m
That I learned from Jim
C# G#
That he’d always make sure I’d understand
C#
And that is that there’s a certain way
A#m
We all must swim
F#
If we expect to live off
G#
Of the fat of the land
CHORUS
D#m
Open the door, Richard
D#m
I’ve heard it said before
D#m
Open the door, Richard
D#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
C#
Now, there’s a certain thing
A#m
That I learned from my friend, Mouse
C# G#
C# fella who never blushes
C#
And that is that one
A#m
Must always flush out his house
F# G#
If he don’t expect to be housing flushes
CHORUS
D#m
Open the door, Richard
D#m
I’ve heard it said before
D#m
Open the door, Richard
D#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
C# A#m
“Take care of all of your memories”, said Mick
C# G#
“For you cannot relive them
C#
And remember when you’re out there
A#m
Tryin’ to heal the sick
F# G#
That you must always first forgive them”
CHORUS
D#m
Open the door, Richard
D#m
I’ve heard it said before
D#m
Open the door, Richard
D#m
I’ve heard it said before
F# [ C# ]
But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
OUTRO
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