Intro
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VERSE
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Now, there’s a certain thing
D#m
That I learned from Jim
F# C#
That he’d always make sure I’d understand
F#
And that is that there’s a certain way
D#m
We all must swim
B
If we expect to live off
C#
Of the fat of the land
CHORUS
G#m
Open the door, Richard
G#m
I’ve heard it said before
G#m
Open the door, Richard
G#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
F#
Now, there’s a certain thing
D#m
That I learned from my friend, Mouse
F# C#
F# fella who never blushes
F#
And that is that one
D#m
Must always flush out his house
B C#
If he don’t expect to be housing flushes
CHORUS
G#m
Open the door, Richard
G#m
I’ve heard it said before
G#m
Open the door, Richard
G#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
F# D#m
“Take care of all of your memories”, said Mick
F# C#
“For you cannot relive them
F#
And remember when you’re out there
D#m
Tryin’ to heal the sick
B C#
That you must always first forgive them”
CHORUS
G#m
Open the door, Richard
G#m
I’ve heard it said before
G#m
Open the door, Richard
G#m
I’ve heard it said before
B [ F# ]
But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
OUTRO
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