Intro
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VERSE
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Now, there’s a certain thing
Fm
That I learned from Jim
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That he’d always make sure I’d understand
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And that is that there’s a certain way
Fm
We all must swim
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If we expect to live off
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Of the fat of the land
CHORUS
A#m
Open the door, Richard
A#m
I’ve heard it said before
A#m
Open the door, Richard
A#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
G#
Now, there’s a certain thing
Fm
That I learned from my friend, Mouse
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G# fella who never blushes
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And that is that one
Fm
Must always flush out his house
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If he don’t expect to be housing flushes
CHORUS
A#m
Open the door, Richard
A#m
I’ve heard it said before
A#m
Open the door, Richard
A#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
G# Fm
“Take care of all of your memories”, said Mick
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“For you cannot relive them
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And remember when you’re out there
Fm
Tryin’ to heal the sick
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That you must always first forgive them”
CHORUS
A#m
Open the door, Richard
A#m
I’ve heard it said before
A#m
Open the door, Richard
A#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
OUTRO
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