Intro
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VERSE
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Now, there’s a certain thing
Em
That I learned from Jim
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That he’d always make sure I’d understand
G
And that is that there’s a certain way
Em
We all must swim
C
If we expect to live off
D
Of the fat of the land
CHORUS
Am
Open the door, Richard
Am
I’ve heard it said before
Am
Open the door, Richard
Am
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
G
Now, there’s a certain thing
Em
That I learned from my friend, Mouse
G D
G fella who never blushes
G
And that is that one
Em
Must always flush out his house
C D
If he don’t expect to be housing flushes
CHORUS
Am
Open the door, Richard
Am
I’ve heard it said before
Am
Open the door, Richard
Am
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
G Em
“Take care of all of your memories”, said Mick
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“For you cannot relive them
G
And remember when you’re out there
Em
Tryin’ to heal the sick
C D
That you must always first forgive them”
CHORUS
Am
Open the door, Richard
Am
I’ve heard it said before
Am
Open the door, Richard
Am
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
OUTRO
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