Intro
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VERSE
A#
Now, there’s a certain thing
Gm
That I learned from Jim
A# F
That he’d always make sure I’d understand
A#
And that is that there’s a certain way
Gm
We all must swim
D#
If we expect to live off
F
Of the fat of the land
CHORUS
Cm
Open the door, Richard
Cm
I’ve heard it said before
Cm
Open the door, Richard
Cm
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
A#
Now, there’s a certain thing
Gm
That I learned from my friend, Mouse
A# F
A# fella who never blushes
A#
And that is that one
Gm
Must always flush out his house
D# F
If he don’t expect to be housing flushes
CHORUS
Cm
Open the door, Richard
Cm
I’ve heard it said before
Cm
Open the door, Richard
Cm
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
A# Gm
“Take care of all of your memories”, said Mick
A# F
“For you cannot relive them
A#
And remember when you’re out there
Gm
Tryin’ to heal the sick
D# F
That you must always first forgive them”
CHORUS
Cm
Open the door, Richard
Cm
I’ve heard it said before
Cm
Open the door, Richard
Cm
I’ve heard it said before
D# [ A# ]
But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
OUTRO
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