Intro
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VERSE
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Now, there’s a certain thing
G#m
That I learned from Jim
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That he’d always make sure I’d understand
B
And that is that there’s a certain way
G#m
We all must swim
E
If we expect to live off
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Of the fat of the land
CHORUS
C#m
Open the door, Richard
C#m
I’ve heard it said before
C#m
Open the door, Richard
C#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
B
Now, there’s a certain thing
G#m
That I learned from my friend, Mouse
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B fella who never blushes
B
And that is that one
G#m
Must always flush out his house
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If he don’t expect to be housing flushes
CHORUS
C#m
Open the door, Richard
C#m
I’ve heard it said before
C#m
Open the door, Richard
C#m
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
B G#m
“Take care of all of your memories”, said Mick
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“For you cannot relive them
B
And remember when you’re out there
G#m
Tryin’ to heal the sick
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That you must always first forgive them”
CHORUS
C#m
Open the door, Richard
C#m
I’ve heard it said before
C#m
Open the door, Richard
C#m
I’ve heard it said before
E [ B ]
But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
OUTRO
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