Intro
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VERSE
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Now, there’s a certain thing
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That I learned from Jim
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That he’d always make sure I’d understand
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And that is that there’s a certain way
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We all must swim
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If we expect to live off
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Of the fat of the land
CHORUS
Bm
Open the door, Richard
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I’ve heard it said before
Bm
Open the door, Richard
Bm
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
A
Now, there’s a certain thing
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That I learned from my friend, Mouse
A E
A fella who never blushes
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And that is that one
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Must always flush out his house
D E
If he don’t expect to be housing flushes
CHORUS
Bm
Open the door, Richard
Bm
I’ve heard it said before
Bm
Open the door, Richard
Bm
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
VERSE
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“Take care of all of your memories”, said Mick
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“For you cannot relive them
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And remember when you’re out there
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Tryin’ to heal the sick
D E
That you must always first forgive them”
CHORUS
Bm
Open the door, Richard
Bm
I’ve heard it said before
Bm
Open the door, Richard
Bm
I’ve heard it said before
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But I ain’t gonna hear it said no more
OUTRO
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