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Who maddest one on the M1
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Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
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Who very straight and never grins
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Who cares what car he's driving in
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He is because he saw it on a commercial break
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And if he doesn't get what
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He wants then he'll get a headache
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Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
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He's here on his own, on globe alone
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Who joined health club to glisten
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Into hi fi precision
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Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
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Who very keen on Sharon Stone
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Who only eats at the new Brasserie
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Who only ever gets merry
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Who wouldn't be seen at bed time
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Without putting Calvin Kleins on