F# E F# B
Who maddest one on the M1
F# E F# B
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
F# E F# B
Who very straight and never grins
F# E F# B
Who cares what car he's driving in
F# Eb Ab E
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
F#
And if he doesn't get what
Eb Ab E
He wants then he'll get a headache
F# Eb Ab E
Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
F# Eb B
He's here on his own, on globe alone
F# E F# B
Who joined health club to glisten
F# E F# B
Into hi fi precision
F# E F# B
Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
F# E F# B
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
F# E F# B
Who only eats at the new Brasserie
F# E F# B
Who only ever gets merry
F# E F# B
Who wouldn't be seen at bed time
F# E F# B
Without putting Calvin Kleins on