C A# C F
Who maddest one on the M1
C A# C F
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
C A# C F
Who very straight and never grins
C A# C F
Who cares what car he's driving in
C A D A#
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
C
And if he doesn't get what
A D A#
He wants then he'll get a headache
C A D A#
Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
C A F
He's here on his own, on globe alone
C A# C F
Who joined health club to glisten
C A# C F
Into hi fi precision
C A# C F
Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
C A# C F
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
C A# C F
Who only eats at the new Brasserie
C A# C F
Who only ever gets merry
C A# C F
Who wouldn't be seen at bed time
C A# C F
Without putting Calvin Kleins on