A G A D
Who maddest one on the M1
A G A D
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
A G A D
Who very straight and never grins
A G A D
Who cares what car he's driving in
A Gb Cb G
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
A
And if he doesn't get what
Gb Cb G
He wants then he'll get a headache
A Gb Cb G
Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
A Gb D
He's here on his own, on globe alone
A G A D
Who joined health club to glisten
A G A D
Into hi fi precision
A G A D
Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
A G A D
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
A G A D
Who only eats at the new Brasserie
A G A D
Who only ever gets merry
A G A D
Who wouldn't be seen at bed time
A G A D
Without putting Calvin Kleins on