D C D G
Who maddest one on the M1
D C D G
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
D C D G
Who very straight and never grins
D C D G
Who cares what car he's driving in
D Cb Fb C
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
D
And if he doesn't get what
Cb Fb C
He wants then he'll get a headache
D Cb Fb C
Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
D Cb G
He's here on his own, on globe alone
D C D G
Who joined health club to glisten
D C D G
Into hi fi precision
D C D G
Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
D C D G
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
D C D G
Who only eats at the new Brasserie
D C D G
Who only ever gets merry
D C D G
Who wouldn't be seen at bed time
D C D G
Without putting Calvin Kleins on