G F G C
Who maddest one on the M1
G F G C
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
G F G C
Who very straight and never grins
G F G C
Who cares what car he's driving in
G Fb A F
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
G
And if he doesn't get what
Fb A F
He wants then he'll get a headache
G Fb A F
Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
G Fb C
He's here on his own, on globe alone
G F G C
Who joined health club to glisten
G F G C
Into hi fi precision
G F G C
Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
G F G C
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
G F G C
Who only eats at the new Brasserie
G F G C
Who only ever gets merry
G F G C
Who wouldn't be seen at bed time
G F G C
Without putting Calvin Kleins on