Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
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Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
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My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
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I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
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Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
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Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)
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I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
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Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
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I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
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Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)
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Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (ooh)
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Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys
[Chorus]
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Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
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On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
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Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
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You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
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Short king, mama, ayy
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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
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Short king, mama, ayy
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Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
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I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
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Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Verse 2]
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All my shirt tags say XM (extra)
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Got girls saying I'm they best friend (ah)
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Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
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She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
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Still stand tall, I don't need height
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Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)
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The glove only comes off at night
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Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
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Stuntin' in my platform shoes (yeah)
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I serenade, you just built like a flute
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In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
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In economy, still got leg room
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Cm
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Cm G
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
G
Short king, mama, ayy
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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
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Short king, mama, ayy
Cm
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
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I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
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Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Outro]
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Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
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Caller Number Five, you are on the air
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Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
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Uh, that new shit, uh
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That shit got me laid
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I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
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So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
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Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
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Thank you so much
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Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
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Next up, Halsey