Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
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Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
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My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
C C
I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
Fm Fm
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
C C
Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)
Fm Fm
I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
C C
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
Fm Fm
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
C C
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)
Fm Fm
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (ooh)
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Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys
[Chorus]
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Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
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You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Fm C
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
C
Short king, mama, ayy
Fm Fm C
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
C Fm
Short king, mama, ayy
Fm
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
C C
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Fm Fm C
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
C Fm
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Verse 2]
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All my shirt tags say XM (extra)
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Got girls saying I'm they best friend (ah)
Fm Fm
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
C C
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
Fm Fm
Still stand tall, I don't need height
C C
Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)
Fm Fm
The glove only comes off at night
C C
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Fm Fm
Stuntin' in my platform shoes (yeah)
C C
I serenade, you just built like a flute
Fm Fm
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
C C
In economy, still got leg room
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Fm
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Fm C
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
C
Short king, mama, ayy
Fm Fm C
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
N.C. Fm
Short king, mama, ayy
Fm
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
C C
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Fm Fm C
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
C Fm
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Outro]
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Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
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Caller Number Five, you are on the air
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Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
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Uh, that new shit, uh
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That shit got me laid
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I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
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So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
Fm
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
C
Thank you so much
C Fm Fm
Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
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Next up, Halsey