Intro
Em B Em B
[Verse 1]
Em Em
Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
B B
Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
Em Em
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
B B
I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
Em Em
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
B B
Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)
Em Em
I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
B B
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
Em Em
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
B B
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)
Em Em
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (ooh)
B B
Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Em
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Em B
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
B
Short king, mama, ayy
Em Em B
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
B Em
Short king, mama, ayy
Em
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
B B
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Em Em B
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
B Em
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Verse 2]
Em
All my shirt tags say XM (extra)
B B
Got girls saying I'm they best friend (ah)
Em Em
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
B B
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
Em Em
Still stand tall, I don't need height
B B
Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)
Em Em
The glove only comes off at night
B B
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Em Em
Stuntin' in my platform shoes (yeah)
B B
I serenade, you just built like a flute
Em Em
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
B B
In economy, still got leg room
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Em
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Em B
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
B
Short king, mama, ayy
Em Em B
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
N.C. Em
Short king, mama, ayy
Em
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
B B
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Em Em B
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
B Em
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Outro]
Em Em B
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
B Em
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
Em B
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
B
Uh, that new shit, uh
Em
That shit got me laid
Em B B Em
I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
Em B B Em
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
Em
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
B
Thank you so much
B Em Em
Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
B B
Next up, Halsey