Intro
Dm A Dm A
[Verse 1]
Dm Dm
Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
A A
Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
Dm Dm
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
A A
I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
Dm Dm
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
A A
Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)
Dm Dm
I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
A A
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
Dm Dm
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
A A
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)
Dm Dm
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (ooh)
A A
Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Dm
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Dm A
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
A
Short king, mama, ayy
Dm Dm A
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
A Dm
Short king, mama, ayy
Dm
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
A A
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Dm Dm A
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
A Dm
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Verse 2]
Dm
All my shirt tags say XM (extra)
A A
Got girls saying I'm they best friend (ah)
Dm Dm
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
A A
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
Dm Dm
Still stand tall, I don't need height
A A
Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)
Dm Dm
The glove only comes off at night
A A
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Dm Dm
Stuntin' in my platform shoes (yeah)
A A
I serenade, you just built like a flute
Dm Dm
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
A A
In economy, still got leg room
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Dm
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Dm A
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
A
Short king, mama, ayy
Dm Dm A
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
N.C. Dm
Short king, mama, ayy
Dm
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
A A
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Dm Dm A
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
A Dm
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Outro]
Dm Dm A
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
A Dm
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
Dm A
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
A
Uh, that new shit, uh
Dm
That shit got me laid
Dm A A Dm
I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
Dm A A Dm
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
Dm
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
A
Thank you so much
A Dm Dm
Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
A A
Next up, Halsey