Intro
Am E Am E
[Verse 1]
Am Am
Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
E E
Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
Am Am
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
E E
I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
Am Am
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
E E
Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)
Am Am
I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
E E
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
Am Am
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
E E
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)
Am Am
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (ooh)
E E
Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Am
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Am E
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
E
Short king, mama, ayy
Am Am E
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
E Am
Short king, mama, ayy
Am
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
E E
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Am Am E
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
E Am
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Verse 2]
Am
All my shirt tags say XM (extra)
E E
Got girls saying I'm they best friend (ah)
Am Am
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
E E
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
Am Am
Still stand tall, I don't need height
E E
Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)
Am Am
The glove only comes off at night
E E
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Am Am
Stuntin' in my platform shoes (yeah)
E E
I serenade, you just built like a flute
Am Am
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
E E
In economy, still got leg room
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Am
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Am E
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
E
Short king, mama, ayy
Am Am E
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
N.C. Am
Short king, mama, ayy
Am
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
E E
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Am Am E
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
E Am
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Outro]
Am Am E
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
E Am
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
Am E
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
E
Uh, that new shit, uh
Am
That shit got me laid
Am E E Am
I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
Am E E Am
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
Am
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
E
Thank you so much
E Am Am
Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
E E
Next up, Halsey