Intro
Gm D Gm D
[Verse 1]
Gm Gm
Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
D D
Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
Gm Gm
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
D D
I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
Gm Gm
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
D D
Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)
Gm Gm
I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
D D
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
Gm Gm
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
D D
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)
Gm Gm
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (ooh)
D D
Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Gm
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Gm D
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
D
Short king, mama, ayy
Gm Gm D
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
D Gm
Short king, mama, ayy
Gm
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
D D
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Gm Gm D
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
D Gm
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Verse 2]
Gm
All my shirt tags say XM (extra)
D D
Got girls saying I'm they best friend (ah)
Gm Gm
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
D D
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
Gm Gm
Still stand tall, I don't need height
D D
Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)
Gm Gm
The glove only comes off at night
D D
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Gm Gm
Stuntin' in my platform shoes (yeah)
D D
I serenade, you just built like a flute
Gm Gm
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
D D
In economy, still got leg room
[Chorus]
G#m* D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
Gm
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
Gm D
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
D
Short king, mama, ayy
Gm Gm D
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
N.C. Gm
Short king, mama, ayy
Gm
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
D D
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Gm Gm D
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
D Gm
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Outro]
Gm Gm D
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
D Gm
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
Gm D
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
D
Uh, that new shit, uh
Gm
That shit got me laid
Gm D D Gm
I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
Gm D D Gm
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
Gm
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
D
Thank you so much
D Gm Gm
Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
D D
Next up, Halsey