Intro
Cm A#m X4
[Verse 1]
G# A#m C# Cm A#m
Well isn't this another fine mess you've got us into
G# A#m C# Cm A#m
I'm not impressed by all the fancy schools you've been to
Fm Cm
So well fed by thirteen you're already on your second tailor
Fm Cm B A#
So well bred and buttered up as slippery as fudge
[Chorus]
D# Gm Fm A#
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
D# Gm Fm B A#
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
D# Gm Fm A#
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
D# Gm Fm C# G# D#
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
[Instrumental]
Cm A#m x4
[Verse 2]
G# A#m C# Cm A#m
You never thought to keep your expired nectar tokens
G# A#m C# Cm A#m
And now the global financial system is broken
Fm Cm A#m C#
So clued up by thirteen we'd already sussed out you won't give us
Fm Cm B A#
Second glances or the chance to fight with parity
[Chorus]
D# Gm Fm A#
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
D# Gm Fm B A
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
D# Gm Fm A#
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
D# Gm Fm C# G# C#
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
Fm
All the rules
Gm C
Now you're playing us for fools
C#
All the rules
Fm
All the rules
Gm A#
Now you're playing us for fools
F Am Gm C
An Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
F Am Gm C B
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
F Am Gm C
Your Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
F Am Gm C# A# F
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules