Intro
Gm Fm X4
[Verse 1]
D# Fm G# Gm Fm
Well isn't this another fine mess you've got us into
D# Fm G# Gm Fm
I'm not impressed by all the fancy schools you've been to
Cm Gm
So well fed by thirteen you're already on your second tailor
Cm Gm F# F
So well bred and buttered up as slippery as fudge
[Chorus]
A# Dm Cm F
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
A# Dm Cm F# F
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
A# Dm Cm F
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
A# Dm Cm G# D# A#
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
[Instrumental]
Gm Fm x4
[Verse 2]
D# Fm G# Gm Fm
You never thought to keep your expired nectar tokens
D# Fm G# Gm Fm
And now the global financial system is broken
Cm Gm Fm G#
So clued up by thirteen we'd already sussed out you won't give us
Cm Gm F# F
Second glances or the chance to fight with parity
[Chorus]
A# Dm Cm F
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
A# Dm Cm F# E
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
A# Dm Cm F
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
A# Dm Cm G# D# G#
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
Cm
All the rules
Dm G
Now you're playing us for fools
G#
All the rules
Cm
All the rules
Dm F
Now you're playing us for fools
C Em Dm G
An Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
C Em Dm G F#
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
C Em Dm G
Your Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
C Em Dm G# F C
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules