Intro
Am Gm X4
[Verse 1]
F Gm A# Am Gm
Well isn't this another fine mess you've got us into
F Gm A# Am Gm
I'm not impressed by all the fancy schools you've been to
Dm Am
So well fed by thirteen you're already on your second tailor
Dm Am G# G
So well bred and buttered up as slippery as fudge
[Chorus]
C Fbm Dm G
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
C Fbm Dm G# G
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
C Fbm Dm G
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
C Fbm Dm A# F C
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
[Instrumental]
Am Gm x4
[Verse 2]
F Gm A# Am Gm
You never thought to keep your expired nectar tokens
F Gm A# Am Gm
And now the global financial system is broken
Dm Am Gm A#
So clued up by thirteen we'd already sussed out you won't give us
Dm Am G# G
Second glances or the chance to fight with parity
[Chorus]
C Fbm Dm G
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
C Fbm Dm G# F#
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
C Fbm Dm G
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
C Fbm Dm A# F A#
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
Dm
All the rules
Fbm A
Now you're playing us for fools
A#
All the rules
Dm
All the rules
Fbm G
Now you're playing us for fools
D F#m Fbm A
An Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
D F#m Fbm A G#
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
D F#m Fbm A
Your Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
D F#m Fbm A# G D
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules