Intro
Em Dm X4
[Verse 1]
C Dm F Em Dm
Well isn't this another fine mess you've got us into
C Dm F Em Dm
I'm not impressed by all the fancy schools you've been to
Am Em
So well fed by thirteen you're already on your second tailor
Am Em D# D
So well bred and buttered up as slippery as fudge
[Chorus]
G Cbm Am D
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
G Cbm Am D# D
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
G Cbm Am D
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
G Cbm Am F C G
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
[Instrumental]
Em Dm x4
[Verse 2]
C Dm F Em Dm
You never thought to keep your expired nectar tokens
C Dm F Em Dm
And now the global financial system is broken
Am Em Dm F
So clued up by thirteen we'd already sussed out you won't give us
Am Em D# D
Second glances or the chance to fight with parity
[Chorus]
G Cbm Am D
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
G Cbm Am D# C#
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
G Cbm Am D
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
G Cbm Am F C F
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
Am
All the rules
Cbm E
Now you're playing us for fools
F
All the rules
Am
All the rules
Cbm D
Now you're playing us for fools
A C#m Cbm E
An Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
A C#m Cbm E D#
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
A C#m Cbm E
Your Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
A C#m Cbm F D A
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules