Intro
Dm Cm X4
[Verse 1]
A# Cm D# Dm Cm
Well isn't this another fine mess you've got us into
A# Cm D# Dm Cm
I'm not impressed by all the fancy schools you've been to
Gm Dm
So well fed by thirteen you're already on your second tailor
Gm Dm C# C
So well bred and buttered up as slippery as fudge
[Chorus]
F Am Gm C
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
F Am Gm C# C
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
F Am Gm C
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
F Am Gm D# A# F
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
[Instrumental]
Dm Cm x4
[Verse 2]
A# Cm D# Dm Cm
You never thought to keep your expired nectar tokens
A# Cm D# Dm Cm
And now the global financial system is broken
Gm Dm Cm D#
So clued up by thirteen we'd already sussed out you won't give us
Gm Dm C# C
Second glances or the chance to fight with parity
[Chorus]
F Am Gm C
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
F Am Gm C# B
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
F Am Gm C
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
F Am Gm D# A# D#
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
Gm
All the rules
Am D
Now you're playing us for fools
D#
All the rules
Gm
All the rules
Am C
Now you're playing us for fools
G Bm Am D
An Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
G Bm Am D C#
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
G Bm Am D
Your Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
G Bm Am D# C G
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules