Intro
C#m Bm X4
[Verse 1]
A Bm D C#m Bm
Well isn't this another fine mess you've got us into
A Bm D C#m Bm
I'm not impressed by all the fancy schools you've been to
F#m C#m
So well fed by thirteen you're already on your second tailor
F#m C#m C B
So well bred and buttered up as slippery as fudge
[Chorus]
E Abm F#m B
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
E Abm F#m C B
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
E Abm F#m B
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
E Abm F#m D A E
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
[Instrumental]
C#m Bm x4
[Verse 2]
A Bm D C#m Bm
You never thought to keep your expired nectar tokens
A Bm D C#m Bm
And now the global financial system is broken
F#m C#m Bm D
So clued up by thirteen we'd already sussed out you won't give us
F#m C#m C B
Second glances or the chance to fight with parity
[Chorus]
E Abm F#m B
You need an Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
E Abm F#m C A#
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
E Abm F#m B
An Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
E Abm F#m D A D
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
F#m
All the rules
Abm C#
Now you're playing us for fools
D
All the rules
F#m
All the rules
Abm B
Now you're playing us for fools
F# A#m Abm C#
An Uxbridge education if you're gonna keep it real
F# A#m Abm C# C
An Uxbridge education if you're ever gonna seal the deal
F# A#m Abm C#
Your Uxbridge education will provide you with the tools you need
F# A#m Abm D B F#
For post crash urban warfare now you've gone ahead and ripped up all the rules
