Intro
Am C F D5
[Verse 1]
Am C
I'm nervous, so nervous
F D5
I overeat, I lack purpose
Am C F D5
And I'm only scratching the surface
Am C F
And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells
D5 Am
But how long 'til I'm canceled?
C
This is 30, fucking 30
F D5
I'm still here, I'm still dirty
[Interlude]
Am C F D5 2x
[Verse 2]
Am C
I made it, I'm a flower
F D5
I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)
Am C F D5
I masturbate twice every hour (That's fucking disgusting)
Am C F
And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)
D5
I get drunk and I'm reckless
Am C
Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit
F D5
This is 30, something is wrong with me
[Pre-Chorus]
Am C F D5
Ah, ah, ah!
Am C F D5
Yeah, he, he!
Am C F D5 2x
[Chorus]
F
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion
F
To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions
F7 Am
'Cause everything's changing and I don't know shit about shit
[Verse 2]
Am C
I'm older, I got wrinkles
F D5
I still complain I get pimples
Am C F D5
I miss when everything was simple
Am C
The sex past too fast
F D5
I ask, "How long did your ex last?"
N.F
I'm fucking worthless, I'm unhappy
N.F G
This is 30, yeah!
[Pre-Chorus]
Am C F D5
Ah, ah, ah!
Am C F D5
Yeah, he, he!
Am C F D5 2x
[Chorus]
F
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses
F
Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
F7 Am
Everyone thinks it, but they don't know shit about shit
[Bridge]
Am F D5 2x
Am F D5 Am F
You treat me like a baby
D5 Am F
Forgive me when I'm wrong
F# Am
You love me when I'm crazy
F F# Am
I'm alright, but I hate that song
C F D5 Am
You treat me like a baby
C F D5 Am
Forgive me when I'm wrong
C F D5 Am
You love me when I'm crazy
C F N.C.
You know my only wish is for a better life
[Outro]
Am F D5 Am
You treat me like a baby
C F D5 Am
And fight me when I'm wrong
C F D5 Am
And smack me when I'm crazy
C F D5
I'm alright, but I hate that song