Intro
F#m A D B5
[Verse 1]
F#m A
I'm nervous, so nervous
D B5
I overeat, I lack purpose
F#m A D B5
And I'm only scratching the surface
F#m A D
And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells
B5 F#m
But how long 'til I'm canceled?
A
This is 30, fucking 30
D B5
I'm still here, I'm still dirty
[Interlude]
F#m A D B5 2x
[Verse 2]
F#m A
I made it, I'm a flower
D B5
I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)
F#m A D B5
I masturbate twice every hour (That's fucking disgusting)
F#m A D
And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)
B5
I get drunk and I'm reckless
F#m A
Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit
D B5
This is 30, something is wrong with me
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m A D B5
Ah, ah, ah!
F#m A D B5
Yeah, he, he!
F#m A D B5 2x
[Chorus]
D
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion
D
To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions
D7 F#m
'Cause everything's changing and I don't know shit about shit
[Verse 2]
F#m A
I'm older, I got wrinkles
D B5
I still complain I get pimples
F#m A D B5
I miss when everything was simple
F#m A
The sex past too fast
D B5
I ask, "How long did your ex last?"
N.D
I'm fucking worthless, I'm unhappy
N.D E
This is 30, yeah!
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m A D B5
Ah, ah, ah!
F#m A D B5
Yeah, he, he!
F#m A D B5 2x
[Chorus]
D
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses
D
Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
D7 F#m
Everyone thinks it, but they don't know shit about shit
[Bridge]
F#m D B5 2x
F#m D B5 F#m D
You treat me like a baby
B5 F#m D
Forgive me when I'm wrong
D# F#m
You love me when I'm crazy
D D# F#m
I'm alright, but I hate that song
A D B5 F#m
You treat me like a baby
A D B5 F#m
Forgive me when I'm wrong
A D B5 F#m
You love me when I'm crazy
A D N.C.
You know my only wish is for a better life
[Outro]
F#m D B5 F#m
You treat me like a baby
A D B5 F#m
And fight me when I'm wrong
A D B5 F#m
And smack me when I'm crazy
A D B5
I'm alright, but I hate that song