Intro
Bm D G E5
[Verse 1]
Bm D
I'm nervous, so nervous
G E5
I overeat, I lack purpose
Bm D G E5
And I'm only scratching the surface
Bm D G
And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells
E5 Bm
But how long 'til I'm canceled?
D
This is 30, fucking 30
G E5
I'm still here, I'm still dirty
[Interlude]
Bm D G E5 2x
[Verse 2]
Bm D
I made it, I'm a flower
G E5
I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)
Bm D G E5
I masturbate twice every hour (That's fucking disgusting)
Bm D G
And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)
E5
I get drunk and I'm reckless
Bm D
Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit
G E5
This is 30, something is wrong with me
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm D G E5
Ah, ah, ah!
Bm D G E5
Yeah, he, he!
Bm D G E5 2x
[Chorus]
G
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion
G
To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions
G7 Bm
'Cause everything's changing and I don't know shit about shit
[Verse 2]
Bm D
I'm older, I got wrinkles
G E5
I still complain I get pimples
Bm D G E5
I miss when everything was simple
Bm D
The sex past too fast
G E5
I ask, "How long did your ex last?"
N.G
I'm fucking worthless, I'm unhappy
N.G A
This is 30, yeah!
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm D G E5
Ah, ah, ah!
Bm D G E5
Yeah, he, he!
Bm D G E5 2x
[Chorus]
G
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses
G
Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
G7 Bm
Everyone thinks it, but they don't know shit about shit
[Bridge]
Bm G E5 2x
Bm G E5 Bm G
You treat me like a baby
E5 Bm G
Forgive me when I'm wrong
G# Bm
You love me when I'm crazy
G G# Bm
I'm alright, but I hate that song
D G E5 Bm
You treat me like a baby
D G E5 Bm
Forgive me when I'm wrong
D G E5 Bm
You love me when I'm crazy
D G N.C.
You know my only wish is for a better life
[Outro]
Bm G E5 Bm
You treat me like a baby
D G E5 Bm
And fight me when I'm wrong
D G E5 Bm
And smack me when I'm crazy
D G E5
I'm alright, but I hate that song