Intro
Cm D# G# F5
[Verse 1]
Cm D#
I'm nervous, so nervous
G# F5
I overeat, I lack purpose
Cm D# G# F5
And I'm only scratching the surface
Cm D# G#
And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells
F5 Cm
But how long 'til I'm canceled?
D#
This is 30, fucking 30
G# F5
I'm still here, I'm still dirty
[Interlude]
Cm D# G# F5 2x
[Verse 2]
Cm D#
I made it, I'm a flower
G# F5
I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)
Cm D# G# F5
I masturbate twice every hour (That's fucking disgusting)
Cm D# G#
And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)
F5
I get drunk and I'm reckless
Cm D#
Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit
G# F5
This is 30, something is wrong with me
[Pre-Chorus]
Cm D# G# F5
Ah, ah, ah!
Cm D# G# F5
Yeah, he, he!
Cm D# G# F5 2x
[Chorus]
G#
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion
G#
To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions
G#7 Cm
'Cause everything's changing and I don't know shit about shit
[Verse 2]
Cm D#
I'm older, I got wrinkles
G# F5
I still complain I get pimples
Cm D# G# F5
I miss when everything was simple
Cm D#
The sex past too fast
G# F5
I ask, "How long did your ex last?"
N.G#
I'm fucking worthless, I'm unhappy
N.G# A#
This is 30, yeah!
[Pre-Chorus]
Cm D# G# F5
Ah, ah, ah!
Cm D# G# F5
Yeah, he, he!
Cm D# G# F5 2x
[Chorus]
G#
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses
G#
Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
G#7 Cm
Everyone thinks it, but they don't know shit about shit
[Bridge]
Cm G# F5 2x
Cm G# F5 Cm G#
You treat me like a baby
F5 Cm G#
Forgive me when I'm wrong
A Cm
You love me when I'm crazy
G# A Cm
I'm alright, but I hate that song
D# G# F5 Cm
You treat me like a baby
D# G# F5 Cm
Forgive me when I'm wrong
D# G# F5 Cm
You love me when I'm crazy
D# G# N.C.
You know my only wish is for a better life
[Outro]
Cm G# F5 Cm
You treat me like a baby
D# G# F5 Cm
And fight me when I'm wrong
D# G# F5 Cm
And smack me when I'm crazy
D# G# F5
I'm alright, but I hate that song