Intro
Dm F A# G5
[Verse 1]
Dm F
I'm nervous, so nervous
A# G5
I overeat, I lack purpose
Dm F A# G5
And I'm only scratching the surface
Dm F A#
And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells
G5 Dm
But how long 'til I'm canceled?
F
This is 30, fucking 30
A# G5
I'm still here, I'm still dirty
[Interlude]
Dm F A# G5 2x
[Verse 2]
Dm F
I made it, I'm a flower
A# G5
I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)
Dm F A# G5
I masturbate twice every hour (That's fucking disgusting)
Dm F A#
And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)
G5
I get drunk and I'm reckless
Dm F
Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit
A# G5
This is 30, something is wrong with me
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm F A# G5
Ah, ah, ah!
Dm F A# G5
Yeah, he, he!
Dm F A# G5 2x
[Chorus]
A#
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion
A#
To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions
A#7 Dm
'Cause everything's changing and I don't know shit about shit
[Verse 2]
Dm F
I'm older, I got wrinkles
A# G5
I still complain I get pimples
Dm F A# G5
I miss when everything was simple
Dm F
The sex past too fast
A# G5
I ask, "How long did your ex last?"
N.A#
I'm fucking worthless, I'm unhappy
N.A# C
This is 30, yeah!
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm F A# G5
Ah, ah, ah!
Dm F A# G5
Yeah, he, he!
Dm F A# G5 2x
[Chorus]
A#
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses
A#
Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
A#7 Dm
Everyone thinks it, but they don't know shit about shit
[Bridge]
Dm A# G5 2x
Dm A# G5 Dm A#
You treat me like a baby
G5 Dm A#
Forgive me when I'm wrong
B Dm
You love me when I'm crazy
A# B Dm
I'm alright, but I hate that song
F A# G5 Dm
You treat me like a baby
F A# G5 Dm
Forgive me when I'm wrong
F A# G5 Dm
You love me when I'm crazy
F A# N.C.
You know my only wish is for a better life
[Outro]
Dm A# G5 Dm
You treat me like a baby
F A# G5 Dm
And fight me when I'm wrong
F A# G5 Dm
And smack me when I'm crazy
F A# G5
I'm alright, but I hate that song