Intro
D#m F# B G#5
[Verse 1]
D#m F#
I'm nervous, so nervous
B G#5
I overeat, I lack purpose
D#m F# B G#5
And I'm only scratching the surface
D#m F# B
And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells
G#5 D#m
But how long 'til I'm canceled?
F#
This is 30, fucking 30
B G#5
I'm still here, I'm still dirty
[Interlude]
D#m F# B G#5 2x
[Verse 2]
D#m F#
I made it, I'm a flower
B G#5
I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)
D#m F# B G#5
I masturbate twice every hour (That's fucking disgusting)
D#m F# B
And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)
G#5
I get drunk and I'm reckless
D#m F#
Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit
B G#5
This is 30, something is wrong with me
[Pre-Chorus]
D#m F# B G#5
Ah, ah, ah!
D#m F# B G#5
Yeah, he, he!
D#m F# B G#5 2x
[Chorus]
B
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion
B
To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions
B7 D#m
'Cause everything's changing and I don't know shit about shit
[Verse 2]
D#m F#
I'm older, I got wrinkles
B G#5
I still complain I get pimples
D#m F# B G#5
I miss when everything was simple
D#m F#
The sex past too fast
B G#5
I ask, "How long did your ex last?"
N.B
I'm fucking worthless, I'm unhappy
N.B C#
This is 30, yeah!
[Pre-Chorus]
D#m F# B G#5
Ah, ah, ah!
D#m F# B G#5
Yeah, he, he!
D#m F# B G#5 2x
[Chorus]
B
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses
B
Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
B7 D#m
Everyone thinks it, but they don't know shit about shit
[Bridge]
D#m B G#5 2x
D#m B G#5 D#m B
You treat me like a baby
G#5 D#m B
Forgive me when I'm wrong
C D#m
You love me when I'm crazy
B C D#m
I'm alright, but I hate that song
F# B G#5 D#m
You treat me like a baby
F# B G#5 D#m
Forgive me when I'm wrong
F# B G#5 D#m
You love me when I'm crazy
F# B N.C.
You know my only wish is for a better life
[Outro]
D#m B G#5 D#m
You treat me like a baby
F# B G#5 D#m
And fight me when I'm wrong
F# B G#5 D#m
And smack me when I'm crazy
F# B G#5
I'm alright, but I hate that song