That's Death
by Eric Idle
E C#m
There's a place you're always welcome
F#m B
That's as nice as it can be
E A
Everyone can get in
B D#m
'Cause it's absolutely free!
E
That's death
F#m
No need to take a breath
E
Just lay around all day
F#m -
With not a single bill to pay
B -
Hooray!
E
That's death
F#m
No more sicknesses or flu
E
If you've lived beyond your means
F#m -
You can die beyond them to
B -
Boo hoo!
Am - A#m -
Well the greatest and the finest
B - C#
Have already died
A - G, -
Why not simply join them
E - C#
On the other side?
E
That's death
F#m
Say farewell to all your bills
E
Rip up all your wills
F#m -
And pop your final pills
B -
Amen!
E
That's death
F#m
It's a tete-a-tete with fate
E
If you're not feeling great
F#m - B -
Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate
Am A#m
Nothing here to hurt you
B - C# -
No one's here to nag
A# -
Come die with me
E - B
If your life's a drag!
F#
That's death
G#m
The wealthy and well-bred
F#
All of them are here
G#m - C# -
And they're all completely dead
F#
That's death
G#m
No more headaches, no more pain
F#
Of the millions who've died
G#m - C# -
No one came back to complain!
Bm - Cm
You can't take it with you
C# - D#sus2 -
You can't keep what you've got
F# - C# -
So why not just lay back
F# - C#
And simply rot?
F# - C# -
Just simply rot
F# - C# -
It's so cool it's hot
F# (let ring) F#
That's death!
As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.