That's Death
by Eric Idle
F# D#m
There's a place you're always welcome
G#m C#
That's as nice as it can be
F# B
Everyone can get in
C# Fm
'Cause it's absolutely free!
F#
That's death
G#m
No need to take a breath
F#
Just lay around all day
G#m -
With not a single bill to pay
C# -
Hooray!
F#
That's death
G#m
No more sicknesses or flu
F#
If you've lived beyond your means
G#m -
You can die beyond them to
C# -
Boo hoo!
Bm - Cm -
Well the greatest and the finest
C# - D#
Have already died
B - G, -
Why not simply join them
F# - D#
On the other side?
F#
That's death
G#m
Say farewell to all your bills
F#
Rip up all your wills
G#m -
And pop your final pills
C# -
Amen!
F#
That's death
G#m
It's a tete-a-tete with fate
F#
If you're not feeling great
G#m - C# -
Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate
Bm Cm
Nothing here to hurt you
C# - D# -
No one's here to nag
C -
Come die with me
F# - C#
If your life's a drag!
G#
That's death
A#m
The wealthy and well-bred
G#
All of them are here
A#m - D# -
And they're all completely dead
G#
That's death
A#m
No more headaches, no more pain
G#
Of the millions who've died
A#m - D# -
No one came back to complain!
C#m - Dm
You can't take it with you
D# - Fsus2 -
You can't keep what you've got
G# - D# -
So why not just lay back
G# - D#
And simply rot?
G# - D# -
Just simply rot
G# - D# -
It's so cool it's hot
G# (let ring) G#
That's death!
As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.