That's Death
by Eric Idle
G# Fm
There's a place you're always welcome
A#m D#
That's as nice as it can be
G# C#
Everyone can get in
D# Gm
'Cause it's absolutely free!
G#
That's death
A#m
No need to take a breath
G#
Just lay around all day
A#m -
With not a single bill to pay
D# -
Hooray!
G#
That's death
A#m
No more sicknesses or flu
G#
If you've lived beyond your means
A#m -
You can die beyond them to
D# -
Boo hoo!
C#m - Dm -
Well the greatest and the finest
D# - F
Have already died
C# - G, -
Why not simply join them
G# - F
On the other side?
G#
That's death
A#m
Say farewell to all your bills
G#
Rip up all your wills
A#m -
And pop your final pills
D# -
Amen!
G#
That's death
A#m
It's a tete-a-tete with fate
G#
If you're not feeling great
A#m - D# -
Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate
C#m Dm
Nothing here to hurt you
D# - F -
No one's here to nag
D -
Come die with me
G# - D#
If your life's a drag!
A#
That's death
Cm
The wealthy and well-bred
A#
All of them are here
Cm - F -
And they're all completely dead
A#
That's death
Cm
No more headaches, no more pain
A#
Of the millions who've died
Cm - F -
No one came back to complain!
D#m - Em
You can't take it with you
F - Gsus2 -
You can't keep what you've got
A# - F -
So why not just lay back
A# - F
And simply rot?
A# - F -
Just simply rot
A# - F -
It's so cool it's hot
A# (let ring) A#
That's death!
As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.