That's Death
by Eric Idle
C# A#m
There's a place you're always welcome
D#m G#
That's as nice as it can be
C# F#
Everyone can get in
G# Cm
'Cause it's absolutely free!
C#
That's death
D#m
No need to take a breath
C#
Just lay around all day
D#m -
With not a single bill to pay
G# -
Hooray!
C#
That's death
D#m
No more sicknesses or flu
C#
If you've lived beyond your means
D#m -
You can die beyond them to
G# -
Boo hoo!
F#m - Gm -
Well the greatest and the finest
G# - A#
Have already died
F# - G, -
Why not simply join them
C# - A#
On the other side?
C#
That's death
D#m
Say farewell to all your bills
C#
Rip up all your wills
D#m -
And pop your final pills
G# -
Amen!
C#
That's death
D#m
It's a tete-a-tete with fate
C#
If you're not feeling great
D#m - G# -
Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate
F#m Gm
Nothing here to hurt you
G# - A# -
No one's here to nag
G -
Come die with me
C# - G#
If your life's a drag!
D#
That's death
Fm
The wealthy and well-bred
D#
All of them are here
Fm - A# -
And they're all completely dead
D#
That's death
Fm
No more headaches, no more pain
D#
Of the millions who've died
Fm - A# -
No one came back to complain!
G#m - Am
You can't take it with you
A# - Csus2 -
You can't keep what you've got
D# - A# -
So why not just lay back
D# - A#
And simply rot?
D# - A# -
Just simply rot
D# - A# -
It's so cool it's hot
D# (let ring) D#
That's death!
As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.