That's Death
by Eric Idle
A F#m
There's a place you're always welcome
Bm E
That's as nice as it can be
A D
Everyone can get in
E G#m
'Cause it's absolutely free!
A
That's death
Bm
No need to take a breath
A
Just lay around all day
Bm -
With not a single bill to pay
E -
Hooray!
A
That's death
Bm
No more sicknesses or flu
A
If you've lived beyond your means
Bm -
You can die beyond them to
E -
Boo hoo!
Dm - D#m -
Well the greatest and the finest
E - F#
Have already died
D - G, -
Why not simply join them
A - F#
On the other side?
A
That's death
Bm
Say farewell to all your bills
A
Rip up all your wills
Bm -
And pop your final pills
E -
Amen!
A
That's death
Bm
It's a tete-a-tete with fate
A
If you're not feeling great
Bm - E -
Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate
Dm D#m
Nothing here to hurt you
E - F# -
No one's here to nag
D# -
Come die with me
A - E
If your life's a drag!
B
That's death
C#m
The wealthy and well-bred
B
All of them are here
C#m - F# -
And they're all completely dead
B
That's death
C#m
No more headaches, no more pain
B
Of the millions who've died
C#m - F# -
No one came back to complain!
Em - Fm
You can't take it with you
F# - G#sus2 -
You can't keep what you've got
B - F# -
So why not just lay back
B - F#
And simply rot?
B - F# -
Just simply rot
B - F# -
It's so cool it's hot
B (let ring) B
That's death!
As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.