Verse
E
There was only me and her and him
A B B7
The bar was giving last call so I thought I'd move on in
E A
And I was slick and feeling like a man so I took the stool between 'em
A B E
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
E
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
A B
And I don't remember what I said but at the time it sounded cool
E
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
A B E
She just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin' there alone with him
[Chorus]
A B E
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
A B E
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
A B E A
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
E B E
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Verse 2]
E
Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
A B B7
And he said ain't they all a mystery ha ha sonny it's a sin
E
They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win
A
Ah but you know I love a mystery
B E
So let's drink another round to you and me and them
[Chorus]
A B E
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
A B E
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
A B E A
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
E B E
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Chorus] (Change key to F# and fade with last line)
F#7 B C# F#
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
B C# F#
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
B C# F# B
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
B C# F#
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies