Verse
A
There was only me and her and him
D E E7
The bar was giving last call so I thought I'd move on in
A D
And I was slick and feeling like a man so I took the stool between 'em
D E A
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
A
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
D E
And I don't remember what I said but at the time it sounded cool
A
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
D E A
She just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin' there alone with him
[Chorus]
D E A
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
D E A
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
D E A D
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
A E A
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Verse 2]
A
Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
D E E7
And he said ain't they all a mystery ha ha sonny it's a sin
A
They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win
D
Ah but you know I love a mystery
E A
So let's drink another round to you and me and them
[Chorus]
D E A
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
D E A
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
D E A D
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
A E A
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Chorus] (Change key to B and fade with last line)
B7 E F# B
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
E F# B
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
E F# B E
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
E F# B
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies