Verse
G#
There was only me and her and him
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The bar was giving last call so I thought I'd move on in
G# C#
And I was slick and feeling like a man so I took the stool between 'em
C# D# G#
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
G#
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
C# D#
And I don't remember what I said but at the time it sounded cool
G#
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
C# D# G#
She just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin' there alone with him
[Chorus]
C# D# G#
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
C# D# G#
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
C# D# G# C#
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
G# D# G#
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Verse 2]
G#
Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
C# D# D#7
And he said ain't they all a mystery ha ha sonny it's a sin
G#
They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win
C#
Ah but you know I love a mystery
D# G#
So let's drink another round to you and me and them
[Chorus]
C# D# G#
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
C# D# G#
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
C# D# G# C#
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
G# D# G#
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Chorus] (Change key to A# and fade with last line)
A#7 D# F A#
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
D# F A#
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
D# F A# D#
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
D# F A#
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies