Verse
D
There was only me and her and him
G A A7
The bar was giving last call so I thought I'd move on in
D G
And I was slick and feeling like a man so I took the stool between 'em
G A D
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
D
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
G A
And I don't remember what I said but at the time it sounded cool
D
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
G A D
She just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin' there alone with him
[Chorus]
G A D
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
G A D
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
G A D G
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
D A D
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Verse 2]
D
Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
G A A7
And he said ain't they all a mystery ha ha sonny it's a sin
D
They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win
G
Ah but you know I love a mystery
A D
So let's drink another round to you and me and them
[Chorus]
G A D
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
G A D
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
G A D G
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
D A D
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Chorus] (Change key to E and fade with last line)
E7 A B E
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
A B E
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
A B E A
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
A B E
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies